just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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