i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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