Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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