fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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