I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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