another moral hangover. fuck.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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