addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
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