Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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