I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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