I must be too annoying 4 u.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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