just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
