They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
i think my cat just said my name.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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