Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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