I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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