No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
