Porn is love you can see.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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