I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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