So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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