Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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