To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
