I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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