Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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