how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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