As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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