you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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