Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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