you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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