Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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