Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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