If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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