She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Randomize
