margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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