Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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