I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
