Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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