me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize