so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I smell like Dick and happiness
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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