Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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