So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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