normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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