How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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