first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
