If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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