im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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