why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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