What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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