ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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