I don't usually arrange sex via text message
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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