I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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