Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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