You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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