dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
We have started to decorate penises.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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