Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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