There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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